Popcorn belongs in a bowl with butter - It's great to snack on during a movie or while watching a marathon of Soprano's reruns but it looks terrible hanging from the ceiling
Wood Paneling - It's fine as long as the walls it covers happen to be in the smoking room.
Shag Carpet - Leave it in the van...
Crack Kills - Whether it's the plumber's version, or the kind you find in a foundation, either way it's bad news.
Lastly...Don't ever ask Casey Serin for advice!!!
Follow these simple rules and you will be a millionaire in less than 18 months...
(No guarantees on the millionaire thing though)